Dear LJ,
I think the man upstairs is going to be so proud of me; I'm giving up taking naps for Lent.
I think the man upstairs is going to be so proud of me; I'm giving up taking naps for Lent.
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I was a one line wonder in my own love song;
I was a one hit wonder in my own hometown.
01 January 2009 @ 09:35 pm
Hello, strange person.
Friends Only
even though most times i forget to make things friends only,
and i hardly update, but:
comment & say so if you would like to be added.
or just tell me something if you want to do that.
tell me something funny,
or something sad if you're continually depressed...
or show me a picture because I like those.
or be like omg liek LOLZ u dum biotch!!!1!!@1!
randomness makes the world go round, that's the type of scientist i would be.
25 December 2008 @ 05:01 pm
as a holiday present to anyone who might be reading this i will copy + paste a short story* that my roomie (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
ourwastedyouths) and i wrote. i would have to say that this story has been my greatest achievement in college thus far.
*also: it's not so much a short story as it is "lesbian erotica". you have been warned.
back story: thanks to![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
wtf_omgz i came across a website devoted to larger/older women who post nude photos of themselves. i discovered that this website also had an "erotic stories" section. after reading a few stories aloud to my roommate, we decided that we could come up with a better story that at least was written in complete sentences.
( i present to you: FOBIDDEN ECSTASY )
ourwastedyouths) and i wrote. i would have to say that this story has been my greatest achievement in college thus far. *also: it's not so much a short story as it is "lesbian erotica". you have been warned.
back story: thanks to
wtf_omgz i came across a website devoted to larger/older women who post nude photos of themselves. i discovered that this website also had an "erotic stories" section. after reading a few stories aloud to my roommate, we decided that we could come up with a better story that at least was written in complete sentences. ( i present to you: FOBIDDEN ECSTASY )
01 October 2008 @ 10:58 pm
uncooked ramen noodles topped with peanut butter: try it.
best image to sum up my college experience so far:
